Punt to Get Away
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A tradie with an esky and a woman in a couture suit walk toward a private jet on an outback airstrip, each trailing a broken chain.

Escape from Australia.

Founded as a penal colony. Returning to form.

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THE TRAILER

Why we're leaving.

The news you've been watching, and the way out. 35 seconds.

What are you in for?

A police mugshot of the tradie holding a board reading TAXPAYER and the woman holding a board reading RATEPAYER.
A tired tradie sits in an old ute before dawn, reading a long bill.

YOUR SENTENCE

You start working for yourself on 21 March.

80 days a year for the Commonwealth, before the rent, the rates or the ute.

Resident rates 2026-27 plus Medicare levy. A rough estimate, and a joke.

The only way out is a punt.

What have you got to lose? Five bucks.

Five bucks buys two ways out.

The Sovereign Australian, a small black clothbound book.

1. THE GUIDE

We tell you how.

The Sovereign Australian is the step-by-step book on getting out: where to go, how to leave the tax net, and how to live as a sovereign individual.

2. THE GETAWAY

$100,000

We fund your escape.

Every copy is an entry to win a $100,000 package to relocate and escape Australia. One winner every two weeks.

Preview only. No money moves and no draw is running yet.

The Sovereign Australian, a small black clothbound book with a saffron ribbon and gold foil title.

1. THE GUIDE

The Sovereign Australian.

The step-by-step guide to leaving properly: where to go, how to get out of the tax net, and how to set up as a sovereign individual somewhere else.

    Every copy is an entry to win $100,000.

    The book open on a walnut desk beside a passport wallet, a key, a pen and a boarding pass.
    Fits in your carry-on. Unlike your mortgage.

    2. THE GETAWAY

    We fund your escape.

    Win a $100,000 package to relocate and escape Australia: seats, apartment, lawyers, muscle and a landing party. One winner every two weeks.

    THE QUEUE FOR THE LAST FLIGHT OUT

    The Getaway Cup.

    The race to the gate.

    RACE 1. WINNER DRAWN IN

    0DAYS 00HOURS 00MINS 00SECS
    IN THE QUEUE
    0
    YOUR POSITION
    Not in yet
    YOUR ALIAS
    Unnamed
    The woman in a couture suit and an enormous fascinator watches the race through brass binoculars.
    1. Buy the guide, join the queue.Every copy puts your dot in the current race, under your alias.
    2. Each race runs two weeks.A new queue forms every fortnight. Everyone sees the same one.
    3. One dot gets through. Guaranteed.Your place in line means nothing. The gate stays locked until the draw, and that person wins the $100,000 getaway.

    Departures

    TAP A FLIGHT

    Pick your bolt-hole.

    YOUR ODDS

    One winner. Every two weeks.

    You've got Buckley's.

    Is this real?

    The satire is. Right now this is a pre-launch preview: no money moves, no book ships and no draw is running.

    What do I get for $5?

    The Sovereign Australian, the guide on how to leave properly. Every copy is also an entry to win a $100,000 package to relocate and escape Australia.

    How does the race work?

    Every copy sold is a dot in the current queue. A race runs for two weeks, then one dot is drawn and that person wins the $100,000 getaway. Your place in line means nothing until then.

    What's a ticket of leave?

    The paper that let a colonial convict work for themselves and start a life outside the system. Yours is a receipt with better typography.

    Why Buckley's?

    As the story goes, the saying comes from William Buckley, a convict who bolted in 1803 and lived another 50-odd years. Nobody gave him a chance either.

    Show me the receipts

    Every headline on this site is real, word for word, and links to the story. The numbers come from the same reporting. None of these outlets has anything to do with this site.

      Is this financial or migration advice?

      No. It's a joke with a website. Talk to a licensed adviser before you sell the ute.

      The red Australian coastline falling behind an aircraft wing at dusk.

      Such is life. Elsewhere.

      The guide out. A shot at $100,000. Five bucks.

      Plus a shot at $100,000. Preview only, no money moves.

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